I’m 33, male.
The other day, my wife found out that I like big breasts. All she says to me now is “boobs.”
I was explaining how to use Excel on the computer, accidentally opened my secret folder, and she saw some “sexy” photos I had saved.
All photos were of women with at least a G cup.My wife is an A cup, and doesn’t really even need to wear a bra since her breasts are so small.
I immediately got on my knees and apologized, but she was beyond angry.
From the next day, whatever I say, she’ll respond with “boobs.”Me “Thanks for dinner”
Wife “Boobs”Me “I’m heading to work”
Wife “Boobs”So this is my dilemma.
What can I do for her to forgive me?
What if you also only said boobs?
Time heals all…
This’ll work guaranteed, try it out:
You “Sure, I do love big boobs… But I like small ones, too ♪” (squeeze)
Her “Sh… Shut up… (//__// )”
There were some other suggestions like “delete all your photos and then ask for forgiveness,” or “watch breast enlargement massage videos on YouTube together,” but most concluded that her unique way of handling the situation will eventually bring each other close again.
Neto Labo
Poor guy!