[box] What is 2channel?
2channel, also known as 2chan and 2ch, is the world’s largest forum. Completely anonymous, this is where Japanese netizens can disregard age, gender, and job title to conduct discussions in a relaxed atmosphere.
Usernames are non-existent, and instead users are assigned temporary, unique IDs to identify who is talking.
You’ll see the letter w used quite frequently, sometimes consecutively (“wwwwwww”). This denotes laughter, much like LOLOLOL. The more w’s, the more they’re laughing![/box]
1: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:05:08.21 ID:e5A2HZPE0
She said no since she’s on a diet www
Then stop eating chips where I can see you ww
2: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:05:32.16 ID:kxRjwOZQ0
4: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:06:11.87 ID:avbs7T3b0
5: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:06:19.55 ID:lz24N584i
6: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:06:25.31 ID:J61x+uJU0
She shouldn’t eat chips if she’s on a diet, even if you weren’t looking.
Something’s fishy about her concept of a diet
26: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:12:11.66 ID:t8+8GGtv0
>>6
You’re right
13: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:08:01.08 ID:D/C7L99+0
>>6
Aspergers?
22: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:10:12.30 ID:W50JLySw0
>>13
More like stalker
7: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:06:32.29 ID:Uhf5d8su0
9: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:06:50.91 ID:e5A2HZPE0
Damn wwwwww
Should have asked her to see a movie wwww
15: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:08:11.39 ID:CHk1Kv0y0
>>9
Movie?
Sorry, I’m on a diet…
19: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:09:38.93 ID:e5A2HZPE0
>>15
That’s got nothing to do with dieting www
16: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:08:25.13 ID:a1TZbv8b0
18: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:09:16.06 ID:bjUXAl170
>>16
Karaoke?
I’m on a diet right now…
10: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:06:57.58 ID:B3DAB26L0
12: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:07:40.85 ID:0SNbB1li0
20: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:09:51.82 ID:9pKTxmnO0
How about taking her out on a drive
You know, after you both finish eating on your own
24: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:11:08.28 ID:bKtwkRulP
>>20
A drive? I’m on a diet right now…
25: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:11:55.68 ID:z6Q9eYva0
Movie would have been “I’m not interested in what’s playing right now”
Karaoke would have been “I’m a bad singer so I’d rather not”
100% evasion rate
28: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:13:12.23 ID:e5A2HZPE0
Then tell me what would have the best success rate!
Maybe going out shopping?
30: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:13:45.62 ID:95YSg9SW0
>>28
I don’t have money to spend right now…
43: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:18:27.63 ID:e5A2HZPE0
>>30
Don’t worry, I’ll pay
47: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:20:04.09 ID:95YSg9SW0
>>43
I wouldn’t feel comfortable letting you do that…
31: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:13:45.69 ID:J61x+uJU0
The problem isn’t what you’re asking
It’s your face
41: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:17:30.79 ID:e5A2HZPE0
>>31
My face on a good day looks like:
In a bad light, like this:
61: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:39:24.50 ID:4BnN1++N0
>>41
On a good day…?
I feel bad for the girl (´・ω・｀)
34: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:14:28.58 ID:Rw2KUdww0
35: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:14:25.36 ID:m6C42Lco0
36: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:14:32.60 ID:ZJ3yEP8+0
She’s definitely not interested
Because if she was interested in you, she would say that she’s on a diet, so anything other than eating would be fine
I mean serious, not going on a date because you’re on a diet is completely weird isn’t it??
Just eat something that’s low in calories
42: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:17:51.17 ID:95YSg9SW0
>>36
Good job seriously answering /s
38: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:15:15.34 ID:+vqcEgQu0
44: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:19:28.09 ID:583HvYUK0
46: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:20:01.53 ID:mapjharR0
>>44
Wanna play with me?
50: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:22:23.12 ID:583HvYUK0
>>46
Sorry, I’m on a diet right now
52: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:24:19.11 ID:mapjharR0
>>50
Alright, then I’ll use a cart but you can run. That solves it
48: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:21:34.52 ID:e5A2HZPE0
Sigh…
I bet she’d be satisfied throwing frisbees at the park if the guy was handsome
65: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:46:04.57 ID:e5A2HZPE0
67: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:49:04.21 ID:8ktMUTLX0
27: Anonymous: 2013/11/09 (Sat) 19:12:36.39 ID:tdNrQmEhi