If you’ve yet to succumb to the temptations you fend off every day, don’t fret! Rumors in Japan say that if you’re a virgin by your 30th birthday, you’ll become a wizard.
When people are throwing their bodies at you, just keep in mind that one day, you too may become a wielder of magic in a world of mere mortals!
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lmaooo virgin wizards